“Jesus Not Coming Back By The Looks Of It” Admits Vatican

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A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.”

Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming.

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  1. UnknownFebruary 18, 2020 at 10:13 PM

    You people are full of it. God is laughing at all of you. Your all in denial of Jesus's existing, how sad for you all. I believe that Jesus, yes Jesus is the son of God, and he is seated at the right hand of the Father. Even if it is not possible, everyone in the denial of our savor will be in deep do, do....

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  2. tazmike63March 12, 2020 at 8:53 AM

    fellows you better wake up and start crying out for the rocks to fall upon your heads.....
    whats coming is gonna be prophecy full filled im just a watchman sounding the trumpet given to me since birth

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  3. tazmike63March 12, 2020 at 8:53 AM

    blind trying to lead the blind

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  4. UnknownMarch 24, 2020 at 4:51 PM

    For sure this will make christians who are deeply riitro in Christ Jesus more confused! I got it first as an African where my ancestors worshipped idols than the Living God and I thought it to be a great privilege for us Africans to know the right way when these same men missionaries came to Africa and made our ancestors to believe in Christ Jesus on how he was crucified and his coming and that's the main believe now in Africa up to now! Now tell me on which foundation are we standing on?

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  5. Grek DonApril 5, 2020 at 2:13 AM

    This is a false made up story

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  6. chuckmadereApril 28, 2020 at 4:06 PM

    Playing church is playing with God's people. This group better repent and accept Jesus Christ as Saviour and stop what they are doing. This is bad in God's eyes.

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  7. LouiseMay 3, 2020 at 9:17 AM

    Blasphemy! You know Jesus never drank alcohol. The liquid from grapes is grape juice, not wine. Not fermented. Go back and read the Bible, and understand what you read. Do you not know you need the Holy Spirit to guide you in your reading? Of course Jesus is returning and, from the looks of it, very soon. Many of us are very cognizant of what you're doing. May God forgive you! Repent!

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  8. Victor ByaruhangaMay 7, 2020 at 12:29 AM

    Need source information for thid

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  9. G5May 12, 2020 at 8:07 AM

    < HERE I AM! I HAVE COME-- IT IS WRITTEN ABOUT ME IN THE SCRIPTURES.

    ((PSALM 40:7))

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  10. DivshahMay 12, 2020 at 10:44 PM

    Complete and utter blasphemy!!

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  11. UnknownMay 18, 2020 at 10:27 AM

    That has to be the most ridiculous and irresponsible statement I have ever heard of in my life, to make Jesus out as a liar is nothing more than heresy, not only that but Jesus was not a mere man He embodied the spirit of God the creator, not only did He turn water into wine, He also walked on water, brought the dead back to life, opened blinded eyes, and rose from the dead Himself. What you feel is just that a "feeling", and you should be ashamed of yourself and you can in no way repair your reputation by denouncing the return of Jesus, He's going to return when God sends Him back, He doesn't even know when that will be because only God knows when that will be, God is not a man that can lie, God is sovereign, and maybe it is you that have drank too much wine.

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  12. UnknownMay 22, 2020 at 4:39 AM

    wow

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  13. AnonymousMay 23, 2020 at 9:37 PM

    Stop spreading false news. Even Snopes says it's false!1

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  14. UnknownOctober 23, 2020 at 2:52 AM

    And they will get away with it.

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  15. Bidlisiw SA MindanaoOctober 24, 2020 at 10:40 PM

    Wait the great TRIBULATION happen,that time mesiah is comingback

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  16. UnknownOctober 30, 2020 at 8:51 AM

    jesus will come as the messiah...

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  17. UnknownOctober 30, 2020 at 11:01 PM

    I don't think so

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  18. AnonymousDecember 10, 2020 at 5:56 PM

    ...I understood that differently...I thought that no one knows the day when and no one knows how Jesus will return...and maybe he stays on earth instead of taking his souls to his father's place and he'll 'notify' us ..o.after the other that he is among us..but as said before, no one knows...!

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  19. UnknownDecember 16, 2020 at 10:43 AM

    Well that's not being very faithful. First off you have to believe or He may not appear to you. Heb. 11:1

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